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Honest, irreverent, and made to last, this tee brings a wink and a grin wherever it goes.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz\/yd²).\n- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish.\n- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching.\n- Durable, vivid prints using DTF\/DTG methods; tear-away pearlized neck label for comfort.\n- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety standards with 2-year EU warranty.\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not bleach\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare 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